14 reasons why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex

1. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

2. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

3. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

4. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

5. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.

6. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

7. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

8. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

9. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

10. Good chocolate is easy to find.

11. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

12. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

13. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.

14. With chocolate;size doesn't matter.

So peeps...stop sex and have more of chocolates.

Uti up for eviction!

It would be eviction time on M-Net's Big Brother All Stars tomorrow as three housemates including Uti, Sammie and Hannington are up for elimination from the house.

At the end of the nomination exercise on Monday, the housemates had put up Uti, Tatiana and Sammie for eviction. As the head of the house, however, Tatiana had replaced herself with Hannington, thus leaving the three guys to be on the firing line.

As Africa decides who goes home tomorrow, will it be Uti, Sammie or Hannington?

Pic of the day

This is benin city....the ancient city!

Obama bored with his BB

The president said that only 10 people have the address of the BlackBerry he was issued, and the conversation is a bit stilted because messages will likely be archived along with all other White House documents.

"I've got to admit, it's no fun because they think that it's probably going to be subject to the presidential records act, so nobody wants to send me the real juicy stuff," Obama said on ABC's "The View."

"It's all very official. 'Mr. President, you have a meeting coming up and we'd like to brief you.'"

Obama however was happy to reveal the contents of his iPod, which tears down musical barriers, including Jay-Z, Frank Sinatra and opera legend Maria Callas.

The president said he had no tracks by teen heartthrob Justin Bieber, but did once meet the singer when he performed at the White House.

"He's a very nice young man."

Did u know?

That we are celebrating our independence with the world's largest cake weighing 5000kg???..(Dats like hundred bags of cement!)

..well now you do.

Pic of the day

Are they crazy????

Quote of the day

"Anybody who has less than N500 million can't go for the governorship race. It is the caucus' decision that nobody will give aspirants the money to campaign."
-PDP Ijesa Elders caucus;Osun state

Wot do u feel about this statement??

End of the road for Maradona

Diego Maradona's contract as coach of the Argentine national soccer team will not be renewed, the spokesman for the Argentine Football Association said Tuesday.

The decision was made unanimously by the association's executive committee Tuesday afternoon, after a meeting Monday night between Maradona and the association's president, Julio Grondona, said Ernesto Cherquis Bialo.

Sergio Batista, currently coach of the Argentine national youth program and coach of the 2008 gold-medal winning Olympic team, will take over temporarily, Cherquis said.

Batista will coach the team for an August 11 friendly match against Ireland in Dublin.

Under Maradona, Argentina reached the quarterfinals of this year's World Cup in South Africa, before being thrashed 4-0 by Germany.

Know this!

Laff it off

AN ACT OF KINDNESS

Have you ever imagined how the world would be if every human kept to his/her self, not caring about the people around him/her in the slightest bit, not even moved to act when he/she notices that the next person is in need for help or is suffering from any kind of hardship? I'm very sure the world would have become non-existent because we would have destroyed each other in annoyance.

So if we can't exist without each other, what does it cost a man to perform an act of kindness? I get vexed, when i see people that have it all surrounded by people in dire need for help but are not willing to render them help. Truth is you don't need to have it all to be kind to others. Kindness can be shared among us in various ways:- by giving a listening ear to a person in problems, you have lifted a considerable burden from the person's heart, a single word of encouragement might be all some people need to steer them in the right direction. You may not have the ability to help a person but you may know someone who does. If you truly have what it takes to help others, then don't hold back, give and you would be surprised how all you do will come back to you.

The best act of kindness is giving without expecting something in return, that way when you die, the world will constantly miss your kind because it knows it has lost a rare gem.

....Ayo Babatunde

punctuation is powerful

Sent from my BlackBerry wireless device from MTN

Quote of the day

"He who laughs last thinks slowest"

Laff it off

Couple in bed, wife is trying to sleep and hubby is reading. Every so often, hubby puts his hand under the sheets and touches her fanny. Wife takes off her nightie and hubby says,"Not tonight, I'm trying to read." She shouts, "Why the hell did you start with the foreplay then?" He replied, "That wasn't foreplay. I was just wetting my fingers to turn the pages.

Nollywood stars awarded!

Two nollywood stars;Chinedu Ikedieze(aka Aki) and Patience Ozokwor were among the 186 recipients of national awards on thursday,they were both confered with Member of the Federal Republic (MFR) award.

Brad And Angelina Win Payout Over Split Claim

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have accepted undisclosed damages from the News of the World over false allegations that they were separating.

The couple did not attend the hearing at London's High Court where solicitor-advocate Keith Schilling told Mr Justice Eady that News Group Newspapers accepted that each of the allegations had been "false and intrusive".

Pitt and Jolie brought an action for misuse of private information and breach of the 1998 Data Protection Act over a front page that said "Pitts all over".

Mr Schilling said the newspaper, which argued that it acted in good faith, had agreed to publish an apology and pay the couple costs and damages.

They intend to donate the cash to the Jolie-Pitt Foundation.

Mr Schilling said the article stated that the couple had visited divorce lawyers in December 2009 to begin thrashing out a separation deal.

It said an agreement had been reached to divide assets of £205m and provide custody and visitation rights in relation to their six children.

It claimed both actors had signed the agreement in January 2010, making their separation imminent.

The solicitor told the court the couple's Los Angeles lawyers wrote to News Group informing them that the allegations had been false.

But the next issue the News of the World published another article "Brange Leak War", that reported the earlier allegations and stated the couple had argued about who had leaked details of their break up to the press.

Mr Schilling said the actors then requested the newspaper publish an apology and retraction.

When the News of the World failed to publicly retract the allegations and apologise for them - thereby leaving their readers in the dark as to the true position - the couple felt they had no alternative than to sue," he said.

"Today's victory marks the end of the litigation brought by Brad and Angelina.

Source:Yahoo news

Woods still the highest earner

Tiger Woods is still the world's highest earning athlete, according to the 2010 rankings,below is a list of the overall top 10:

1. Tiger Woods - Golf (£59.527,723)

2. Roger Federer- Tennis (£40,627,103)

3. Phil Mickelson - Golf (£40,556,493)

4. Floyd Mayweather Jr. - Boxing (£39,636,452)

5. LeBron James - Basketball (£30,117,628)

6. Lionel Messi - Football (£28,946,700)

7. David Beckham - Football (£26,640,962)

8. Cristiano Ronaldo - Football (£26,312,100)

9. Manny Pacquiao - Boxing (£24,993,547)

T10. Alex Rodriguez - Baseball (£24,335,598)

T10. Ichiro Suzuki - Baseball (£24,335,598).

Dr Dre teams up with Bieber

Rap superproducer Dr Dre took a break from working on his long-awaited comeback album on Tuesday to make music with an unlikely collaborator - teenage pop star Justin Bieber.



The Still DRE hitmaker has been perfecting the tracks for Detox for months and his first new release in over a decade is expected to hit music retailers by the end of the year.

But Dre temporarily put the album on hold this week to provide Usher's protege Bieber with some beats and share a few wise words with the 16 year old.

Revealing the news on his Twitter.com blog on Tuesday, Bieber wrote, "Got to be in the studio with the legend himself Dr Dre. Made a couple beats and he gave me some advice...i was hyped. can u blame me?"

Detox is Dre's much-delayed follow-up to his 1999 album, 2001.

Pic of the day

Drunk dog!

An extraordinary watch

The MB&F HM4 thunderbolt is simply not an ordinary watch. It's considered more as a horological machine, and goes for a price tag of $158,000 (N23.7 million), enough money to buy eight new sedan cars.

The exclusive time piece represents an intriguing mixture of high grade materials, precision engineering, and outlandishly macho design. Taking three years to craft, the HM4 (Horological Machine No 4), finally unveiled on 7 July, might be described as the perfect pilot's or driver's watch.

Design

The watch is pure artistic in creation, and with its groundbreaking hand radically designed body, does not follow rules of traditional wristwatch making. It has highly polished surfaces of titanium and sapphire, also with seductive curves, and rigid forms with articulated arms. It has a side order shaped in form of a bullet. It comes in dimensions of 54mm wide x 52mm long x 24mm high. Its body is fully endowed with grade five titanium and sapphire-five sapphire crystals. There are 50 jewels and 311 components in the engine, and a black hand-stitched calfskin strap with a titanium and white gold clasp

The HM4 is built around a completely complex and meticulous engine. It has dual dials, with one for the time and the other a powerful indicator.

It comes with a sapphire glass top and bottom, making the mechanism visible and reveals as much of the oscillating wheel and validating the "kinetic" in MB&F's "kinetic art," with its distinctive streamlined cock which supports the balance. The metal case sections are milled from solid blocks of high-tech grade five titanium.

Structure

On the left pod is the amount of fuel in the tanks or power reserve indicator, clearly indicated by a skeleton hand echoing MB&F's battle-axe motif. On the right, hours and minutes are displayed by bold, arrow-tipped Super-LumiNova filled hands. Each of the two aviation instrument-styled dials is directly controlled by its own crown, one to wind and re-fuel the tanks, the other to set the time, which provides direct and instantaneous feedback of the action performed.

Engine

It's got a three-dimensional horological engine and comes with manual winding with two mainspring barrels in parallel. It has a power reserve of 72 hours and balance frequency of 21,600bph/3Hz. Ensconced within the watch is over 300 parts composing a transcendental engine.
Source:234next.com

Laff it off

A little girl asks d teacher,"Aunty can my mommy get pregnant?" "How old is ur mother,dear?"Asks d teacher. "Forty,"she replies. "Yes, dear, ur mother could get pregnant."

The little girl then asks,"can my big sister get pregnant?" "Well,dear,how old is ur sister?" The girl answers 19." "Oh yes,dear ur sister certainly could get pregnant."

The girl then asks,"can I get pregnant?""How old are u dear?" The little girl answers, I'm 5yrs old. "No dear u can't get pregnant."

Then, the little boy behind the little girl gives her a poke and says, "See, I told you , we had nothin to worry about!" The teacher fainted!!

Premiership clubs ban 'vuvuzela'

Eight English Premier League clubs have banned the South African instruments ahead of the August 14 kick-off of the 2010-11 campaign, calling them potential weapons, annoyances and a health risk.

Champions League qualifiers Tottenham were the first in the top flight to outlaw the droning plastic trumpets, following in the footsteps of several lower-league clubs.

London rivals Arsenal swiftly followed suit.

"Further to their hugely debated involvement at this summer's World Cup finals in South Africa, Arsenal Football Club has decided to forbid the use of vuvuzelas within Emirates Stadium with immediate effect," read a statement.

Another London club, West Ham, said vuvuzelas were ruled out under the health and safety regulations of their Upton Park stadium, which already bars musical bands.

"We would not allow them into the stadium as they could be considered a weapon and could also be considered to be an annoyance to others," read a Hammers statement.

Sunderland said it had similar policies about musical instruments at the Stadium of Light, while Liverpool, Birmingham, Everton and Fulham have also banned vuvuzelas.

However, the English Football Association has no plans to stop fans taking the horns to the national stadium Wembley, the UK Press Association reported on Wednesday.

Nick Cannon:Mariah Carey isn't pregnant

Nick Cannon has quashed rumors that his wife Mariah Carey is pregnant.

In a recent interview with Star Magazine Cannon says, "Mariah is not pregnant. The timing has to be right. But I can't wait to be a dad!"

The rumor heated up this May after Carey and Cannon were seen walking out of a building that houses a fertility clinic. In addition, Carey has openly admitted that she is interested in becoming a mother. Media outlets have also taken note that Carey seems to have gained a noticeable amount of weight recently.

Cannon also spoke out in defense of Mariah on a recent episode of America's Got Talent. Judge Piers Morgan couldn't resist jabbing Cannon after 75-year-old contestant Sally Cohn whistled a version of Mariah's song "Hero."

"I was going to say, that's THE best rendition of the song I've heard," Morgan said jokingly. "Much more in tune than I'm used to hearing from a certain performer."

Cannon was quick to respond saying: "She's going to kick your a*s."

Black parents... white baby!

BRITISH Nmachi Ihegboro has amazed enetics experts who say she is NOT albino


Proud parents ... Ben & AngelaIhegboro with baby Nmachi

A BLACK couple coo over their new baby yesterday - a white, blue-eyed BLONDE.

British Nmachi Ihegboro has amazed genetics experts who say the little girl is NOT an albino.

Dad Ben, 44, a customer services adviser, admitted: "We both just sat there after the birth staring at her."

Mum Angela, 35, of Woolwich, South London, beamed as she said: "She's beautiful - a miracle baby."

Ben told yesterday how he was so shocked when his wife gave birth to Nmachi, he even joked: "Is she MINE?

"Actually, the first thing I did was look at her and say, 'What the flip?"

But as the baby's older brother and sister - both black - crowded round the "little miracle" at their home in South London, Ben declared: "Of course she's mine."

Blue-eyed blonde daughter Nmachi, whose name means "Beauty of God" in the Nigerian couple's homeland, has baffled genetics experts because neither Ben nor wife Angela have ANY mixed-race family history.

Pale genes skipping generations before cropping up again could have explained the baby's appearance.

Ben also stressed: "My wife is true to me. Even if she hadn't been, the baby still wouldn't look like that.

"We both just sat there after the birth staring at her for ages - not saying anything."

Doctors at Queen Mary's Hospital in Sidcup - where Angela, from nearby Woolwich, gave birth - have told the parents Nmachi is definitely no albino.

Ben, who came to Britain with his wife five years ago and works for South Eastern Trains, said: "She doesn't look like an albino child anyway - not like the ones I've seen back in Nigeria or in books. She just looks like a healthy white baby."

He went on: "My mum is a black Nigerian although she has a bit fairer skin than mine.

"But we don't know of any white ancestry. We wondered if it was a genetic twist.

"But even then, what is with the long curly blonde hair?"

Professor Bryan Sykes, head of Human Genetics at Oxford University and Britain's leading expert, yesterday called the birth "extraordinary".

He said: "In mixed race humans, the lighter variant of skin tone may come out in a child - and this can sometimes be startlingly different to the skin of the parents.

"This might be the case where there is a lot of genetic mixing, as in Afro-Caribbean populations. But in Nigeria there is little mixing."

Prof Sykes said BOTH parents would have needed "some form of white ancestry" for a pale version of their genes to be passed on.

But he added: "The hair is extremely unusual. Even many blonde children don't have blonde hair like this at birth."

The expert said some unknown mutation was the most likely explanation.

He admitted: "The rules of genetics are complex and we still don't understand what happens in many cases."

The amazing birth comes five years after Kylie Hodgson became mum to twin daughters - one white and the other black - in Nottingham.

Kylie, now 23, and her partner Remi Horder, now 21, are both mixed race.

Even so the odds were estimated at a million to one.

The Sun told in 2002 how a white couple had Asian twins after a sperm mix-up by a fertility clinic.

Yesterday three-day-old Nmachi's churchgoing mum Angela admitted that she was "speechless" at first seeing her baby girl, who was delivered in a caesarean op.

She said: "I thought, 'What is this little doll?'

"She's beautiful and I love her. Her colour doesn't matter. She's a miracle baby.

"But still, what on earth happened here?"

Her husband told how their son Chisom, four, was even more confused than them by his new sister.

Ben said: "Our other daughter Dumebi is only two so she's too young to understand.

"But our boy keeps coming to look at his sister and then sits down looking puzzled.

"We're a black family. Suddenly he has a white sister."

Ben continued: "Of course, we are baffled too and want to know what's happened. But we understand life is very strange.

"All that matters is that she's healthy and that we love her.She's a proud British Nigerian."

Queen Mary's Hospital said: "Congratulations to Angela and her family on the birth of their daughter

Source;www.thesun.co.uk

A FRIEND IN NEED

What is a friend? Some say it is somebody emotionally close, an acquaintance, an ally, an advocate of cause, a patron. Well, i guess our view of friendship depends on the context in which it applies.

My personal definition of a friend is someone i can call my "blood", a shoulder that i can lean on in times of despair. A friend to me, is someone that makes me feel being me is good enough. I don't need to feel ashamed around my friend, neither do i feel insecure cause i know he's got my back.A friend is that person that stands by you when you are cast down by difficulty, let down by others, or cast away by the world. My true friend would indeed be a stalwart of my ideas, our collective reasoning would tally like the ridges of a screw to a nut. He will never be too scared to tell me the truth even though he knows it would hurt my feelings, and is ever ready to clip my wings if i'm feeling too proud or ego driven. Such selfless people with all these qualities are indeed too hard and often impossible to find.

Many potential leaders and great men have failed to materialize because they had no true friend to turn to in their time of need, or were deserted by so called friends when they needed them most. Like Jonathan who helped young David escape death planned for him by king Saul, my padi would be there to save me from any adversary. O lord, give me not a friend that would only be punctual when my life is full of success and celebrations, but a friend that would be there for me when i'm down on the ground and battered by life's cruelty. My friend should be my springboard into the island of breakthroughs. If Hitler had a reasonable friend, may be the 2nd world war would have been averted, if Solomon had a trustworthy and spiritual friend, maybe he won't have tolled the path of sin and fallen out of grace with God. I'm sure great men of the world like Obama, Mandela, wouldn't have gone far without the assistance of true friends. Even Moses would have found it more difficult leading the Israelites without Aaron and Joshua by his side because they were there to reassure him when he was continuously vexed by the insatiable demands and sins of the Israelites. One of the greatest gifts the lord can ever give you, is a friend in need.

......Ayo Babatunde sent me this piece.

Project Fame begins

MTN Project Fame West Africa;Season 3 has begun;its a music talent competition which creates the opportunity for 18 naturally gifted individuals to end up becoming music superstars.

Voting starts from Sunday 8pm and ends on Saturday at 4pm.

The next Saturday is the elimination show where the four contestants with the lowest public votes will be up for elimination. The four contestants are however given a chance to redeem themselves by performing again. Afterwards, the judges, the contestants and the faculty save one contestant each. The contestant who isn't saved at all is automatically eliminated. This is the same format the show will go with until a winner emerges in three months time.

This year the winner of Project Fame goes home with a fantastic recording contract, N2.5m and a brand new Toyota RAV4. The 1st runner up gets to go home with N1.5m and a Toyota Corolla while the 2nd runner gets N1m and a Toyota Yaris. In addition the top 6 contestants get to work with Nigeria's leading producer on their own compositions and release a group song!

Asa is expected to visit the contestants on thursday;the 22nd.

Kelly Rowland's new look

Do u think she's finer??

Pic of the day

OMG!,the balls.

Smoked fish can cause tongue cancer

Consumers of smoked fish are being advised to be wary and avoid cancers of the luciferin and the tongue.


Chief Consultant Radiotherapist and Oncologist, National Hospital, Abuja, Dr. Oyesegun Abdulrasaq, told the News Agency of Nigeria that smoked foods contain hydrocarbon.


He described cancer of the luciferin as, "A space between the mouth, esophagus and the pharynx (voice box).


"Luciferin is from the Latin word lucifer, 'light-bringer,' they are a class of light-emitting biological pigments found in organisms, which cause bioluminescence.


"The term is used generically to refer to any light emitting molecule utilised by a luciferase or photoprotein."


The oncologist said, "When you smoke something like fish or meat, it becomes blackened, there is a lot of hydrocarbon in it, it is the hydrocarbon in it that is a cancer-causing agent.


"Eat less of smoked food, for it is not what you eat today that will give you cancer, it all depends on time of exposure.


"So, if you have been eating smoked food for 10, 15 or 20 years, that is the one that will give you cancer, but if it is once in a while, it might not be as dangerous."

Source: punchng.com

Laff it off

A guy sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar. He walks up to her and says, "Where have you been all my life?"

"Well," she says, "for the first half of it, I wasn't even born".

Uti is back!!

Our homeboy Uti is back in the house for the big brother all stars....

Full of surprises, Uti describes himself as understanding and admits to talking too much when excited. He hates it when "people try to list your faults even though they have their own! " This Season he plans to show the audience who he really is, and take another crack at the cash.

He is the only nigerian among the freshly chosen 14 housemates for the show that is going to run for 91 days...

I hope my boy gets it right this time.....you people should vote o!

mother pregnant with two babies who aren't twins in utah!

A Utah woman is pregnant with two babies. It wouldn't be that unusual, except that these babies aren't twins. Hard to believe? It was for the mother.

'Angie Cromar's' first ultrasound revealed something shocking to her and her doctor.

What they saw were two separate babies at slightly different stages of development.

"[He said] I'm five weeks and four days in one, and six weeks and one day in the other," Angie said.

She knew she was born with the rare condition called 'didelphys', meaning two uteruses. It was never an issue in her other pregnancies, but this time she conceived in both. Chances of that are one in 5 million.

"Probably less than 100, so far, worldwide, have been reported; so she's a member of a small, elite club," the doctor said

Angie said her hubby didn't believe for a little while,when she told him.

Then reality set in. As a labor and delivery nurse, Angie knows this rarity can bring about complications like pre-term labor and low birth weight.

"Oh, I'm a little nervous, just because I know what can happen, but I'm really excited," Angie said.

Though just 20 weeks along now, the babies are already creating a buzz for the family, which is now buying double of everything, and in the medical community.

"It's pretty rare. We are pretty thankful, pretty happy," Angie said.

Angie and her husband have gotten used to the anomaly, now they're preparing for the givens of parenthood: exciting times and sleepless nights.

Kidnapped journalists released!

The four Nigerian journalists abducted by gunmen a week ago have been released.

An authoritative source familiar with the matter said that the journalists are being picked up at a location somewhere inside the forest in Abia State

The four journalists and the driver of their vehicle who were abducted at Umuafouka Junction, Obingwa Local Government Area of Abia State last week Sunday are – Chairman, Lagos State Council of the Nigerian Union of Journalists (NUJ), Mr. Wahab Oba; Assistant Secretary, Lagos State Council of the NUJ, Mr. Sylva Okereke; Secretary, NUJ Zone G, Mr. Adolphus Okonkwo; Member NUJ, Mr. Shola Oyeyipo and the driver, Mr. Azeez Abdulraf.

It is however not confirmed whether a ransom was paid for their release.

Their abductors had initialy demandedN250 milion naira for their freedom but reduced it to N20 million naira on Friday.

Quote of the day

"If water tasted like beer,I would drink more water" - Anonymous.

Uhm,people dey yarn o.

Michael Jackson's Mausoleum destroyed!

Representative of the Forest Lawn Cemetery in Glendale, California where Michael Jackson has been rested in Peace has found out that group of vandals have destroyed his tomb.The Vandals have also come up with some messages over it. The words written with a permanent ink had the messages such as "Miss you sweet angel" and "Keep the dream alive."


This issue has made the cemetery rethink about the degree of security it has to place in the area. Those who will be caught defacing the mausoleum will be banned from the property "for life."

All dis people sef!

Jos boils again!!!!

The orgy of violence in Jos, the Plateau State capital has reared its ugly head again as no fewer that seven persons were feared killed in a pre-dawn attack at Mazah village in Jos North local government area.

The fresh wave of violence came after few months of relative peace, which had made the state government to relax the curfew imposed on Jos and Bukuru metropolis. It has also raised questions as to the genuine desire of people to live in peace after several efforts to reconcile the various warring parties in the state.

Source: Punchng.com

Thunderbolt!

World's fastest man Usain Bolt beat his fellow Jamaican Asafa Powell to win the 100m at the Diamond League event in Paris in a time of 9.84 seconds.

World and Olympic champion Bolt recovered from a poor start to easily outsprint Powell (9.91), with another Jamaican Yohan Blake (9.95) in third.

"I didn't feel as powerful as I wanted to out of the blocks," said Bolt. "I need to go home and work on that."

....Bad guy!!

Funny Chat

MESSI AND KAKA'S INTERNET CHAT    

This could crack u up......

Messi:  Bros how far na
KAKA:  I dey o
Messi:  e get as this world cup take be o
KAKA: walahi I no know..
Messi: una own better..Guy na 4-0 dem flog us ,I no score goal,me wey be world footballer!!!
KAKA: Guy dem tear me Red card,I never collect Red before for my life. No be only u no Score, Rooney nko, even Torres.           
Messi: Una lucky say no be Germany una meet. I no even see road dribble.when Gerrard tell me I think say na lie..
KAKA: Eh ya. Kpele. But dat 4-0 too much o. We laff for bus tire as we dey go airport. E sweet us die.
MESSI: make una dress! Una wey no fit head ball?
KAKA: make e be, but dem no disgrace us. last last Holland nor win cup
MESSI: Germany nor win too na. Chei,iniesta nor go let person hear word oh
KAKA: hehe,na una for barca go suffer am na nobody go fit talk for our side as Raul nor go World Cup. Who open mouth,im head go roll
MESSI: Shey... no shaking sha, we go chat later. me wan log out go play Choosing for area so. Heinze dey here sef. E say make I hail u. E dey vex say dem nor choose am for area.
KAKA: make e gerrout. Im too rough sef. hail am sha. E go be. Make I enter church. Dis Mourinho,me no know whether I dey im plan. i dey fasting programme. Later 

Ex NDLEA Boss to lose National Honour

It is no more news that a former Chairman of the Nigerian Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA), Bello Lafiaji was convicted in June for conspiracy and abuse of office by a Lagos Court what is however news is that the embattled man has joined former Inspector General of Police, Mr Tafa Balogun in the list of those to be stripped of their National Honours.

Lafiaji who was sentenced to four years in imprisonment was invested with the Officer of the Order of the Federal Republic (OFR)award in 2004.

Too bad for him.....why receive what you will return in shame??

Most watched video on YouTube

Justin Bieber's music video for "Baby" is the most-watched video ever on YouTube.

The 16-year-old pop star's video passed Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" video to take the all-time lead.

More than 246 million have watched Bieber's video on the website

Bieber said the video's success was "crazy." The singer wrote: "I started on youtube so ... WOW!"

After friday afternoon,bieber's 'baby' surpassed 'bad romance' with about 600,000 views.

Mo Hits press release;its not Wande Coal

Mo hits has come out to defend their boy about his purpoted nude photo that has been circulating for some days now...here is the press release.....

It has come to our notice that a purported nude picture of Wande Coal is being circulated on social networking site, Twitter and that made him a trending topic yesterday and early hours of today.

Wande is very grateful to those who have shown him love and as well to those who were constructive in their criticisms. He is saying a massive THANK YOU.

We also want to state categorically that there is nothing wrong or to be ashamed about being naked BUT THE PICTURES IN QUESTION ARE NOT THOSE OF WANDE COAL, the multiple Hip Hop World Award winner. That is not him and that can never be him.

It is worthy of note to let you know that the rising star has been a target of orchestrated attacks in past months. Few months ago false reports of him being treated in a psychiatric home were widely circulated even when he was busy performing in shows in Nigeria and around the world. Later, another report of him slapping a fellow in a club was initiated by some faceless people as well, a report which was false in its entirety. Last year it was also reported that he slapped 9ice during an argument, a report 9ice himself denied. Now, it is a false naked picture that is being used.

We have reason to believe that the person behind these nude pictures is the same person(s) behind earlier negative and false stories. Therefore, we are no longer taking the matter lightly. Appropriate security agencies have been briefed and investigations are on-going so as to ascertain true identity of the culprit and bring him or her to book.

Wande would also like to appeal to his numerous fans to keep calm and assure them that he won't stop making good music, love them and keep right in all his doings.

Meanwhile gistmansion can authoritatively reveal that Wande Coal will be in Benin on saturday,the 17th of july @ the hexagon along with the other members of the Mo hits crew.

Madrid aquarium in octopus bid

Last summer, Real Madrid, the world's most successful club, splashed out more than $200 million to bring former world players of the year Cristiano Ronaldo and Kaka to the city.

Now the city's aquarium has launched an audacious bid to bring the unlikely star of the recent World Cup to the Spanish capital with a "name your price" offer for Paul the octopus -- the psychic cephalopod who correctly predicted Spain's triumph at the tournament.

In an announcement on its blog Thursday, Madrid Zoo Aquarium said it had begun making the "necessary arrangements" for Paul's transfer and had offered to beat any offer already on the table.

Zookeepers said they were also ready to offer other animals in exchange for the octopus and said Paul could expect the "best care" befitting of a national hero.

Paul, currently resident at the Sea Life Center in Oberhausen, Germany, not only predicted Spain's win over the Netherlands in the final but also the team's semifinal success against Germany.

Prior to that it had correctly predicted all five of Germany's earlier results, and picked Germany to beat Uruguay in the third-place playoff, ending the tournament with a remarkable eight-for-eight record.

Paul could become the world's first multimillion-pound octopus should his handlers choose to cash in on his global fame.
...Source:CNN.com

Laff it off

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father
as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said he'd make a deal with his son: 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut.
Then we'll talk about the car.'
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks
his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.
The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the
Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair...and there's even
strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.'
To this his father replied, ......
'Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?'

Same-sex marriage

Argentina became the first Latin American country on Thursday to legalize same-sex marriage.

Lawmakers in the Senate passed the bill after 14 hours of debate that began Wednesday and carried well into early Thursday morning, the state-run Telam news agency reported.

It gives same-sex couples equal marriage rights, including the ability to adopt children.

...wonders they say shall never end!!

Guess who!

Pls don't tell me he is who I think he is.

Pic of the day

Haaa haaa haaa!!!

Candid advice

"‎​‎​‎​Accidents take minutes but the suffering could be lifetime.Please wear helmet & condom on your appropriate heads during "Respective Rides..!"

Sani Lulu mum kidnapped

kidnappers are at it again..this time its the mother of the impeached Nigeria Football Federation President;Sani Lulu and they have asked the family for N200m ransom.
..Is this law of karma?

Psalm 23 in pidgin

Isn't this funny?

Serena -Common break up

They broke up in April. "His schedule is actually worse than mine," she sighs. "He didn't want the responsibility. It's really tough.".

just a click away

You are just a click away if you want to react to any post on this blog,just click funny,intresting or cool...it will be well apreciated.Meanwhile hope you all love the new look of our mansion..am poised to serve you better don't worry

Wole Soyinka

This man is 76 today.....for someone that does not believe in God(so I heard o).....he has lived long....happy birthday to him......more grey hairs baba!

N!Xau

Remember this man???

....he died on the 1st of july 2003 while he was hunting guinea fowl.....he died of multiple resistant tuberculosis.........hardly have I seen a name that has an exclamation mark.

Wow!

Saw this on facebook.

..hips don't lie

Kasapreko!

ALOMO BITTERS a.k.a 'kasapreko' is one drink that has taken over the streets of nigeria...from bus stops to supermarkets and even hotels...well patronised by both the rich and the poor....this product of Ghana is prepared from carefully chosen plants extracts...
According to the manufacturers.. It is one of the best and most reliable restorative provided by nature.
This herbal bitters is a "great appetiser" and promotes vitallity "especially in Men"...at least av got friends that can testify to that... Guess I will try it one day too.

What is this????

This girl should be shot and re-shot!!

Goodluck on facebook!

His facebook name is Goodluck Jonathan. Mr. President joined facebook on the 28th of June,2010. So far, he's got more than 100,000 fans and still counting, out of more than 2 million Nigerians on facebook. When the president disclosed his intention to open a facebook account at the convocation service held at University of PortHarcourt, many had thought he would trivalize comments and come online once in three months, but the president has confounded critics as it looks like the president is getting addicted to facebook. It is as if Nigerian youths have been waiting for a time like this, when the president joins a social networking website to relate with youths, as thousands of comments and likes have been following his status updates
.
....Why not log in and send a friend request now!

World cup awards

With the world cup coming to an end yesterday....here is the list of award winners..

Uruguay striker Diego Forlan was named the winner of the Golden Ball as the best player of the World Cup.

The Atletico Madrid forward, 31, scored five goals and was a major influence as his team unexpectedly reached the semi-finals

German Thomas Mueller, who also scored five, was named by Fifa as the best young player of the tournament.

Mueller, 20, also won the Golden Boot for most goals - his three assists acting as a tie-breaker.

The German thus beat Forlan, Spain's David Villa and Wesley Sneijder of the Netherlands to the coveted prize.

Bayern Munich ace Mueller saw off Mexico's Giovani Dos Santos and Ghana's Andre Ayew for the young player prize.

Meanwhile, Spain goalkeeper Iker Casillas - who twice denied Arjen Robben of the Netherlands with the score at 0-0 in the World Cup final - won the Golden Glove award for being the best keeper at the tournament.

Casillas conceded only two goals in seven matches.

Paul knows it all

IN the end, Paul the octopus really did know it all. The aquatic tipster ended World Cup 2010 with a flawless record of eight correct predictions.

Paul - who lives in an aquarium in Germany - became a worldwide celebrity thanks to his predictions.

He correctly predicted Germany's wins over Argentina, England, Australia and Ghana and the country's losses to Spain and Serbia.

He also predicted Germany's  win over Uruguay in the third-place playoff - and maintained his perfect record by tipping Spain in the final.

The octopus makes his tips by choosing between two boxes marked with the flags of competing teams. Each box contains a tasty treat.

IF I WERE PRESIDENT

A good friend of mine just sent me this piece,so I decided to share it...it isn't a bad write up at all or what do u feel...read anyway and let's have your comments..

IF I WERE PRESIDENT
Many a time i sit back and think about my beloved country Nigeria,how the colonialists and our fore fathers, foresaw that the country would be a force to reckon with when they came to an independence agreement. Initially i guess everyone would have felt a huge relief from the mighty hand of the colonials. Well, little did they know that we would become our own worst enemy. Fast forward into present day Nigeria, the common man thanks his stars if he can get upto 2 square meals per day. This is a big shame as we suffer in the midst of plenty. A man can hardly fulfil his destiny because those leaders at the top that should pave way for better living, indulge themselves in self-serving ambitions with the aim of enlarging their already bloated estates. This slipshod attitude constantly creates bottlenecks for the common man as it causes an imbalance in the economy. Sometimes i wonder if there is a secret oath of corruption our leaders swear before they enter office. Or maybe we Nigerians all have the corrupt gene, but in some it is recessive, while in others it is overtly dominant. So no matter what you do the ones with the dominant trait get to the top of government, or maybe the species with the recessive gene manifest dominant traits once they get to the helm of affairs. I wonder, what if i were president? Would i be better, even if i want to be, would the corrupt ones around me let me be? But i guess if i was commander in chief, i would adopt the partial method of rule and favour those around me. Lets look at it this way, i'm a medical student so obviously the health sector must be vibrant and all my incompetent colleagues would be kindly kicked out from work. My dad is in the army so i guess i will improve the security of the land by employment of qualified citizens into the forces, pay them good salaries and improve their standard of living. By doing that, i think they will be committed to duty and waste less time harassing civilians with any opportunity they get. My mum is a teacher so i'll make the educational environment more conducive for workers in the sector and also for the students. That way we'll have quality teachers and graduates. My elder sister is an engineer, so i must obviously rejuvenate the ministry of works and housing. I guess this way we'll have good infrastructure. My younger sister is an accountant so the banking sector and the economy must be stable so as to guarantee her job security. My cousin is an insurer, so i would pump money into the insurance sector to make their presence more palpable by citizens. Some of my relatives and friends are currently unemployed, so i'll try to create job opportunities so they don't resort to crime. Before they get employed they must have some cash in their pockets to satisfy their needs, so i'll mandate the senate to pass a bill for payment of the unemployed. My country's thirst is quenched by oil, so the oil sector must be privatized and we must have at least 20 functional refineries for our use and for exportation to anyone who wants to buy refined oil. I have relatives round the country, so i'll sanction any governor who due to under performance makes life hard for them. Obviously, there must be 24 hrs light for everybody, because if only me has light the country would be crippled and stagnated. Besides i don't want overcrowding in my house because all those without light would be disturbing me with their presence. There would be declaration of public holidays, and of course i want people to feel me so there would be free chow for all Nigerians once every 2 weeks. I think with this everyone should be satisfied. Any of my friends that feels aggrieved because i have not touched his/her side, just buzz me and i will do you and your field well. All these would only be possible if i were president........Ayo Babatunde.

Who owns this?

I want u guys 2 take a close look @ each of the pictures below and appreciate money...the house is on a hill in the state called 'power house of nigeria',..

....so who owns the mansion?...comments pls.