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‎​At the 2007 World Women's Conference the first speaker, from England , stood up: "At last year's conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well, after the conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb." The crowd cheered. The second speaker, from America , stood up: "After last year's conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had done not only his own washing but my washing as well." The crowd cheered. The third speaker, from Nigeria , stood up: After last year conference I go house and tell my husband say I no go cook again, cleaning or go market for am again, and dat he go dey do am by imsef. After the first day I no see anytin. the second day sef, I see notin.But after the third day, as the swelling begin go down, I start to see small small from my left eye!

Shakira,Tu face and others for WC closing ceremony

WAKA Waka, one of the World Cup anthems, will reverberate through Soccer City on Sunday afternoon as the curtain comes down on Africa's first ever soccer extravaganza.

Apart from the 500 million people expected to watch the ceremony, more than 14 heads of state, royalty, celebrities and Africa's liberation icons will witness an awe-inspiring display of colour and fireworks.

The Soccer City gates open at 2.30pm – six hours before kickoff of the World Cup final at 8.30pm.

The 30-minute ceremony will be broadcast to a global audience of about 500 million.

Colombian superstar Shakira and FreshlyGround will lead the audience in song.

Waka Waka – the catchy tune first performed at the kickoff concert on June 10, has topped the global music charts in 15 countries and was the most watched video on the Internet last month , with more than 70 million hits on You Tube. Grammy Award winners Ladysmith Black Mambazo, Jozi, Stoan Seate, Slikour, Zuluboy and our own 2Face aka Tu baba, have been lined up to perform.

"It takes place at night, which will allow for dramatic lighting and special effects."

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Uyo trip!

Was in Uyo some weeks back for a colleagues wedding and I tell you am seriously looking forward to the day am gonna go back...one thing about the people is the way they talk,u can't help but laugh when an indegene talks to you..they talk as if they are singing....then two places I won't forget in a hurry and would suggest to anybody going to uyo are 'Lounge Uno' and "Le Meridien Ibom hotel"...
Meanwhile check out some of the wedding pictures.......you wil agree with me that this young man married a beautiful wife;my colleague.

Did u know that?

Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.

Chocolate can ease a cough. It contains Theobromine which suppresses activity in the vagus nerve which causes coughing.

The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet!

Lachanophobia is the fear of vegetables.


A language becomes extinct in this world every two weeks.    

There were 13 couples celebrating their honeymoon on the Titanic.


Although diamond is the hardest substance on Earth, when heated to 763ºC (1404ºF) it vanishes. A bit of CO2 is released, but not even ash remains.

There is no element on Mendeleev's (the current) periodic table of elements abbreviated, either partially, or fully, with the letter J.

The Kama Sutra lists over 30 types of kisses, such as "fighting of the tongue."

The mouth is full of bacteria. When two people kiss, they exchange between 10 million and 1 billion bacteria.

....well now you know!

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